About the Author

Born in Colorado, I have since lived in several regions of the country and overseas (as a baby). For most of the past two decades I have resided in the deep south, though perhaps Florida really does not count.

After years of procrastination, I received a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science sometime during 2004. At the moment, I am back in procrastination mode and have vowed to finish my Master of Arts by the end of the decade.

Over the years I have worked in many forms of hospitality and services. I have been a dishwasher, busboy, valet driver, research assistant, independent journalist, political activist, student and rave promoter. In my spare time I love to read, listen to all kinds of music, drink beer and debate current events with my bar buddies.

Currently, I maintain this website (sort of) and work full-time running a tattoo supply warehouse. All this while trying to keep myself and my girlfriend happy and healthy; who says I’m not ambitious?